…and they lived happily ever after UNTIL THE SCIENTIFIC DICTATORSHIP ORDERED THE TOTALITARIAN POLICE STATE TO DEPOPULATE THE GLOBE!

You’ll have freaking nightmares and love it!

Includes:

• Little Red Rothschild Hood

• The Hare and the Tortoise and the Chemtrails that Killed Them
• Jack and the Genetically Modified Beanstalk
• Goldilocks, the Three Bears, a Spider Goat, and Millions of Illegal Aliens Who Are Above the Law
• Three Little Pigs, Locked in a Lab, Incubating a Bioweapon
• Snow White and the Seven Dwarves, and the CPS Worker Who Raped Them All
• Alex and JESSE VENTURA and CHARLIE SHEEN are Friends
• The Boy Who Cried Wolf Through a Bullhorn

…and many, many more.