Reaching Out to the Stupid Young Punk Marines and Army People Who Don’t Buy Into My Shit…and the Idiot Police
A true paytriot – winning the hearts and minds in the infowar.
Is My Colleague a Con Man, Insane or Working for Them Directly?
Before I got huge, I figured out the game. This is where I lay it out for you…
A word about you and a reminder to support our sponsors.
THIS IS REAL!
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Alex Jones is an AWESOME Actor
If Hollywood was not controlled by a bunch of New World Order Arabs, I’d be inking movie deals like Nicolas Cage.
Cops Having Orgasms and I’M SICK OF IT!
Sorry for breaking character at the end. It’s hard to keep a straight face sometimes.
Dear Glenn Beck, How Do You Fake Cry So Well?
OK, I couldn’t help it. I bust up at the end. When I lay it on so thick, and I see your adoring eyes lookin back at me from underneath your FREEDUMB ISN’T FREE hat ($14.95 – Buy Now!)…well, I just can’t keep it together. LOL. Enjoy the show.



















































