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PANIC! There isn’t time to seek the Truth!

Alex Jones, Self Taught Cultural Anthropologist

Official US Government Plan: Kill 255 Million Americans or More

THE NSA – Just a bunch of scumbags masturbating

When I’m having phone sex with my wife, I’m thinking about The New World Order.
That’s how dedicated I am to the cause of Liberty.

Alex Jones Issues a Guarantee!

Calling for Peaceful Resistance – Alex Jones Does Not Condone Violence

The Southern Poverty Law Center is determined to link Alex Jones and Infowars to terrorism and “rightwing extremism,” such as COINTELRO operative (and competitor) Glenn Beck and former Nixon speechwriter Pat Buchanan (a good friend and guest of the show).
This is outrageous. Residents of Jonestown know that Alex is firm but peaceful – like [...]

I Want to Talk to You About Maggots and Fish Tanks with Dead Cows in Them Dressed in Gooold. And Maggot Worshippers.

YOU’RE NOT ME! UNDERSTAND THAT? YOU’RE NOT ME!

The Australians Teach Kids That It’s Good to Kill Yourself

RED ALERT! THE GAYS ARE REPLICATING!

SPECIAL NOTE: I’m not homophobic. Heck, some of my best friends are gay.
Some people think it’s homophobic to believe that homosexuality is spread like a disease. Some think it’s bigoted to think that all gay people want to harm children. WELL IT’S NOT!
LIBERTY DOESN’T MEAN THAT YOU CAN FALL IN LOVE WITH ANYONE [...]